If you’re a bit of a joker and like to make people laugh on their birthday, or just have bit of birthday banter then you have come to the right place. Perhaps you want a special message with a difference to add to a birthday card, or gift tag. If so, then these jokes and one-liners are perfect for you...
Enjoy your birthday. You’re not extinct yet.
Why did the old man feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
What goes up and never comes down? – Your age
Man: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take of the candles.
Your back goes out more than you do.
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" - "No, only little babies."
Why did the man act wild and crazy on his birthday? He was trying to age disgracefully.
“My Birthday’s coming, do you know what I need?” “Yea, but how do you wrap a life?”
Where do you find presents for cats? A cat-alogue
Why did the little boy put candles on the toilet seat? Because he wanted to have a birthday potty.
If you want a little added humour to your already funny joke, then why not take a look at our Joke gifts
for some harmless fun. You could compliment the one-liner “Your back goes out more than you do” with the Inflatable Zimmer Frame
, or if you don’t want to see your mate in his birthday suit, get him to cover up with The Official Borat Mankini
The jokes don’t stop there though. If you’re planning a night out to celebrate getting another year older, fancy dress is always a winner! But, why not make it personal with Personalised masks
of the birthday girl or boy. It’s sure to create a buzz and make the night even more memorable.