Contact Us

Our award winning customer services team
are always happy to help with your enquiries.

Opening Hours

Monday - Thursday: 9am - 5pm

Friday: 9am to 4.30pm

(excluding UK bank holidays)

0.00

Added to Cart!

in Cart
How To Bonk In Public

How To Bonk In Public

Sorry, this product is not available internationally

There are currently no reviews for this product

In Stock
Dispatched in 24 hours
Saved for Later Save for Later
  • 50 ways to get it on outdoors.
  • From the best-selling authors of "How to Poo at Work".
  • An ideal little book for relieving your boredom.

Want it tomorrow? Order within {{nextDayDeliveryMethods[0].timeUntilCutOff.format('H')}} hours and {{nextDayDeliveryMethods[0].timeUntilCutOff.format('mm')}} minutes and choose Next Day delivery at the checkout.

We're sorry but this item is currently out of stock

How To Bonk In Public

SALE: RRP £{{product.Product.Rrp.toFixed(2)}} Save {{promotion.activePromotion.PercentSaving}}%. Now £{{promotion.activePromotion.PromotionPrice.toFixed(2)}}. Offer ends at {{promotion.activePromotion.EndDate | amDateFormat:'HH:mm'}} today (whilst stocks last). Offer ends {{promotion.activePromotion.EndDate | amDateFormat: 'dddd, MMMM Do'}} (whilst stocks last).

Sometimes, the feeling overcomes you and you just need to jump your other half right there. You know the feeling - a bit bored at a party and you need something to occupy your time for ten minutes, or the latest Planet of the Apes movie is putting you to sleep, and you need some excitement.

This How To Bonk In Public book is ideal for filling those moments of boredom whilst it liberates your mind, body & spirit.

Your little helper contains more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors, as well as the solutions to more than 50 problems you could encounter whilst doing so. Whether it's broad daylight, you're in a crowded place or there are security cameras around this little book gives you the answer to make sure you get your fill without getting caught!

Features:

  • From the best-selling authors of "How to Poo at Work"
  • Will help you get busy wherever you are
  • Will liberate your mind, body and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors
  • Solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter
  • Too many people around? Broad daylight? Don't panic this book has the answers
Dimensions

{{product.Product.LengthCm.toFixed(2)}}cm (L) x {{product.Product.WidthCm.toFixed(2)}}cm (W) x {{product.Product.DepthCm.toFixed(2)}}cm (D)

This product is only available to people aged {{product.Product.LegalMinimumAge}}+.

This product is recommended for ages {{product.Product.RecommendedMinimumAge}} - {{product.Product.RecommendedMaximumAge}}.

This product is recommended for ages {{product.Product.RecommendedMinimumAge}}+.

Delivery Information

Next day delivery is available on this product. Order in the next {{nextDayDeliveryMethods[0].timeUntilCutOff.format('H')}} hours and {{nextDayDeliveryMethods[0].timeUntilCutOff.format('mm')}} minutes to receive tomorrow. Upgrade the delivery option at the checkout.

{{methods.DisplayTitle}} £{{methods.Price}} - {{methods.Description}}
International Delivery Prices are calculated based on weight and dimensions of package. Shown at point of purchase. This product is not currently available for international delivery

Returns Information

We have a no-quibble returns policy. If the items that arrive aren't suitable, just let us know as soon as possible and we'll sort it out for you.

Personalised Products

Please check your personalisation carefully before placing your order as personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty.

This item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters (note: some products may only be available in uppercase or lowercase.)

Non Personalised Products

If the items that arrive aren't suitable, just let us know as soon as possible and we'll sort it out for you.

Full terms and conditions can be found here. For more information please contact a member of our customer services team.

FAQs

{{faq.Question}}


Do you have an un-answered question about this product? Simply ask us a question ask us a question and we'll do our best to help.

How To Bonk In Public Video

You May Also Like

Badly Timed Boners
Shag Yourself Thin

How To Bonk In Public Customer Reviews

There are currently no reviews for this product