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Laird or Lady Gift Pack

Only £17.95 RRP:£19.99

Laird or Lady Gift Pack

Please note: This is a novelty gift and must be regarded as such.

A castle in the Highlands! You can own a piece of land in the Scottish Highlands which you can visit! Take a trip up to Dunans Castle to visit your little plot. By registering with Dunans Castle you are helping in its renovation.

When you purchase your Laird or Lady gift pack you will receive:

  • Welcome Letter
  • Your Gift Explained
  • Registration details
  • Life as a Laird or Lady booklet
  • Dunans Castle: A History
  • Dunans Castle souvenir poster

All you have to do is register and within 28 days you will receive:

  • A Certificate of Land Ownership
  • Proof of Title Card
  • Directions to Dunans Castle so you will have no problem locating your new plot of land!

You are sure to be the envy of your friends with your new title! Your gift pack comes with all sorts of perks, you will wonder why you didn't do this sooner!

These include:

  • A free tour of Dunans for you and a guest. Bookings must be made in advance
  • Your gift will help in the restoration of Dunans Castle and grounds
  • Free, lifetime access to Dunans including Dunans Bridge and the tallest tree in the UK!
  • Fishing rights to the Alt a Chaol Ghleann river within the grounds
  • Dunans Castle: A History
  • Dunans Castle souvenir poster
  • Use of Dunans’ insignia, access to exclusive Laird and Lady stationery and your own Laird or Lady email address
  • Access to an exclusive area of the Dunans Lairds’ website where you will find exclusive merchandise and more

FAQs:

How do I register my gift? It is really easy to register your gift online or by post. It is quicker to register online but if you register by post it should still only take 28 days.

How long do I have to register my gift? As soon as possible is best. There is a register by date in your gift pack for guidance

How long does it take for me to receive my certificate and Proof of Title card? These will be dispatched within 28 days receipt of your registration details.

Do I have to use my new title? Nope, remember it's all just a bit of fun!

Can I call myself a Lord? Of course not. The title ‘Lord’ is a British aristocratic title. In no way does this gift allow you to call yourself a Lord.

Can I visit my plot? Of course! By registering this gift, you and a guest (adult or child) will be entitled to one complimentary tour of Dunans Castle and its grounds. Details on how to get to Dunans will be sent along with your certificate and Proof of Title card.

There is one scheduled tour per month for recipients of the Laird or Lady Gift Pack though tours may be possible at other times. Please contact Dunans to pre-book your tour before visiting to avoid disappointment. Contact details will be sent to you with your certificate and Proof of Title card.

Upon registration you will be provided with the precise co-ordinates of your plot of land. With a tape measure or equivalent, this will then enable you to locate your exact plot within the grounds! Laird plots enjoy a wonderful view of the castle and are just a stone’s throw from the Alt a Chaol Ghleann river.

Can my land and title be inherited? Yes. Provided that Dunans Castle are informed of the changes, your title and land can be passed on.

Disclaimer: The complimentary Dunans tour is valid for two adults and must be booked in advance. Please note that restoration work may be in progress so there may be times when certain areas are closed. Dunans reserves the right to alter or remove the tour without prior notice for technical, operational or other reasons and the Proof of Title card is neither refundable nor exchangeable. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Dunans reserves the right to refuse entry onto the tour. We cannot be held responsible for any planned or unforeseen changes to Dunans. Please note: This is a novelty gift and must be regarded as such.


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