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Misfortune Cookies

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Misfortune Cookies

Fortune is what you make of it – right?! So who the heck needs fortune cookies? They’re sweet, crumbly and they LIE!!

Trying to make out that life is all fun and games all the time – who the heck thought that stupid concept up?!

Let’s bring things back to reality with these macabre black Misfortune Cookies!

Still as delicious, but a little more honest and realistic, these cookies are ideal for anyone who likes to hear it how it is. The messages inside the cookies are crude, truthful and direct – ideal for having a hoot with your mates. If you have any.


  • 13 black cookies
  • Insulting message in each
  • Great for dinner parties

Dimensions: 12.5 x 12. 5 x 12.5cm

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