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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies

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  • Who needs positive messages in their cookies?
  • Bring yourself back to earth.
  • Insulting messages in each one.

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Misfortune Cookies

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Fortune is what you make of it right?! So who the heck needs fortune cookies? They're sweet, crumbly and they LIE!!

Trying to make out that life is all fun and games all the time who the heck thought that stupid concept up?!

Let's bring things back to reality with these macabre black Misfortune Cookies!

Still as delicious, but a little more honest and realistic, these cookies are ideal for anyone who likes to hear it how it is. The messages inside the cookies are crude, truthful and direct ideal for having a hoot with your mates. If you have any.

Features:

  • 13 black cookies
  • Insulting message in each
  • Great for dinner parties
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