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Personalised Haynes Explains The Pensioner Book

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Personalised Haynes Explains The Pensioner Book

This Personalised Haynes Explains The Pensioner book is the ultimate gift for those soon to approach the golden years (or even those who are already enjoying them). It will be something they won't be expecting but are sure to appreciate for advice and laughs.

The book is a tongue in cheek and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual. It will take the reader through all the stages of getting older, what to expect and how to deal with it. With everything from OAP driving to general maintenance and wear and tear, no matter what problems you encounter over the years there is sure to be a diagnosis for it in the form of exploded views, flow charts, fault diagnosis and the odd wiring diagram. Some examples of what's inside are: Shock Absorbers (retirement), Rolling Resistance (Golf, know the rules...and playing bowls) and Wear And Tear (common ailments). As well as personalising this book with the name of the pensioner, you can also add a personal message of good luck and best wishes on the inside front page.


  • Name (12 characters max.)
  • Message (80 Characters Max.)


  • Written in the style of a mechanic's manual
  • The ideal novelty gift for important milestones in life
  • Manual is based on a 'stripdown and rebuild'
  • Hardback

Dimensions: A5

Please note:

  • This item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters.
  • Personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty.
  • Do not include accents and special symbols as some of our processes will not allow this.
  • Due to the font type used please do not use all capitals in your personalised message, or the personalisation will be very difficult to read.
  • 0.8cm x 20.2cm x 15.1cm

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