Family Guy Talking Bottle Opener - Brian Description
It's not every day that you come across an alcoholic talking dog! Well step into the crazy world of Family Guy!
Amongst others, there's Stewie, the maniacal one-year-old bent on world domination, and then there's Brian, the sarcastic dog with a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks!
Brian is basically a dog who likes his liquor! He's as sarcastic as can be and comes up with some of the funniest phrases you'll ever hear!
Luckily one of these will play every time you use your bottle opener, meaning you'll be as desperate as he is for another beer, just so you can hear another of these fantastic phrases!!
There are FIVE fantastic phrases that Brian will say!
- Who do you need to hump to get a dry martini around here!
- Don’t make me beg!
- Aah, I need a cocktail!
- I am not drunk, I just have a speech impediment!
- I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn!
When not in use, simply use the magnet and leave it on the fridge, perfectly handy for your next beer! Fantastic!