Mummy Mike - Rubber Band Holder Description
We all have stressful working days when it just gets a bit much and you run the risk of having a very public hissy fit or bottling it all up for when you finally explode and go on a childish rampage around the office. 
If you don't fancy running the risk of the boot for spending the day weeping in the toilet or sticking rude notes on the boss's car, then you need to find a better outlet for your pent-up aggression.
Enter Dead Fred, Mummy Mike and Stress Paul, part of the 'Dead' office range. This trio of frustration fighters are here to individually hold your pen, ensnare those wily elastic bands and take your physical abuse all day long.
- Dead Fred will make sure a pen is never far away from your grasp as you stab it repeatedly into the special hole through his heart. Being made of silicone, he can take that sort of abuse all day long without complaint.
- Mummy Mike provides a handy place to store your rubber bands and a fun diversion from your chores as you think up various ways to mummify, torture and bind him, he also takes this all in good humour.
- Stress Paul (geddit?) is perhaps the most unlucky and hardest working of the gang, no wonder he's in the foetal position, as Paul is there to be your very own take-him-anywhere super squeezy stress buster. He'll take all the squeezing you can muster and more.
So why suffer with stress, anxiety and aggression when you could be inflicting it on someone who doesn't answer back? Choose between Fred, Mike and Paul, or why settle for one when you could get all three and be transported to a stress-free zen-like state of calm.