Sculpt Your Own Boyfriend
Description
Boyfriends can be hard work sometimes. Even if you do manage to get your hands on one, he’ll always have at least one fault. It doesn’t matter whether you nag, complain or just try and live with it; he’s not going to change. However, for most of us, the problem lies in finding one to begin with.
Now, as with most of life’s conundrums, Prezzybox has the answer. Stop waiting around for Johnny Depp or Robert Pattinson to come a-knocking, and Sculpt Your Own Boyfriend!
This kit gives you everything you need to create your perfect man, 5 different colours of modelling clay & a guide to creating 25 different boyfriends. You could make yourself a millionaire, movie star, handsome prince or anything else that takes your fancy – perhaps a brave, rugged fireman or an international man of mystery.
You could even say that your newly sculpted boyfriend is even better than the real thing. He will never leave his dirty pants around the house for you to wash, you’ll never argue and you won’t have to wrestle with him and his mates for the remote control on game days. It’s almost too good to be true!
So no matter what crimes your previous boyfriends have committed, you can be certain that this one will never cheat, never steal all your money while sitting around doing nothing all day, never keep secrets or choose his dog/mates/football over you. He’s the perfect boyfriend!
The perfect boyfriend is also a perfect gift for any single friends you might have, so click the ‘add to basket’ button now and true love will be winging its way to you in no time!