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The Farters Survival Guide

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The Farters Survival Guide

Top Trumps anyone? Forget the card game we are talking pure flatulence here without shame. (we are not discounting you ladies out there either). You can decide, ask yourself do you accept the humiliation, pass the buck (God loves a trier) or be all gung ho about it.

The Farters Survival guide will give you three courses of action on how to deal with your wind-based humiliation whether it be accidental (blame the dog) or outright intentional (smile).

Once you have got to grips with all these techniques, you are now ready to progress onto your game of choice. From Top Trumps down to Choose your Adventure' where The Farters Survival Guide will give you scenarios on how to handle your unapologetic flatulence the classic being in a crowded lift, the mortifying job interview or perhaps the cringe worthy meeting of the inlaws

Truly entertaining and the perfect gift for that flatulent friend (he or she), The Farters Survival Guide is essential reading for what is the most natural form of expression. Like I said blame the dog.


  • Light-hearted handbook about how to deal with the mortifying occasions
  • Survival guide
  • Offers three courses of action to deal with accidental (or even intentional) wind-breaking scenarios: sensible route, adventurous option and the kamikaze approach
  • Once these techniques have been mastered, the unapologetic flatulater can progress on to a selection of hilarious games
  • Highly entertaining
  • Perfect gift for aficionados of this varied and most natural form of expression

Dimensions: 20 x 13 x 12cm

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