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You Have To F**king Eat

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You Have To F**king Eat

When it comes to dinner time, children are the worst. Whether its that they dont want to eat what youve cooked (even though youve cooked exactly what theyve asked you to. Four times.), or that they just dont want to eat at all; we've all experienced the joy of trying to get our children to eat SOMETHING!

This hilarious book documents that frustration and annoyance through the use of some (spoiler alert) slightly obscene language.

Accompanying the meal of swear words are the bright and fun illustrations that will take any parent back to the days of begging their children to eat even years later.

A fun gift to give all parents especially those who are currently having to spend 3 hours a night trying to get their kids to eat!


  • From the author of the international best seller Go The F**K To Sleep
  • A book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal
  • Profane, loving and deeply cathartic
  • Breaks the code of child-rearing silence
  • Gives new, old, grand- and expectant parents a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem
  • You probably shouldn't read it to your children

Dimensions: 16 x 21 x 1cm

  • 1.0cm x 21.0cm x 16.0cm

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