Romance may be about chocolates, dinners, long walks in the countryside but love is about telling someone they have really nice buns, hun.
Sometimes you just have to show them how you feel, without sounding completely soppy, you know? So we have compiled a list of five of our most hilarious cards for you to declare your feelings in a fun - if not inappropriate - way.
Personalised Glad I Swiped Right Card
This card is for our modern sweethearts who found their love on the most famous swiping app - even if they don't like to admit it.
Personalise it with the name of your conquest and let them know that swiping right was the best thing that ever happened to you (even if it was by accident).
Personalised Love Cats More Card
For the cat ladies out there, here's a card that's got you down to a tee because, the truth is, if you had to choose between your partner and your cat(s), you'd probably choose the latter. And there's nothing wrong with that.
You can personalise this hilarious card with a name and message of your choice!