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How To Bonk In Public

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  • 50 ways to get it on outdoors.
  • From the best-selling authors of "How to Poo at Work".
  • An ideal little book for relieving your boredom.
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How To Bonk In Public

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Sometimes, you just need to jump your other half. Right then. Right there. Bit bored at a party? The latest blockbuster putting you to sleep? Feeling frisky doing the food shopping? Never fear. How to Bonk in Public is here!

This How To Bonk In Public book is ideal for filling those moments of boredom whilst liberating your mind, body and spirit.

Your little helper contains more than 50 ways to get busy in public, as well as the solutions to more than 50 problems you could encounter whilst getting your rocks off.

Whether you're in a crowded place, or security cameras are staring you down, don’t let that put you off. Fulfill your human needs with this little book, without getting caught!



  • From the best-selling authors of "How to Poo at Work"
  • Will help you get busy wherever you are
  • Will liberate your mind, body and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors
  • Solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter
  • Too many people around? Broad daylight? Don't panic this book has the answers


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