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I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Socks

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  • Wonderfully acerbic gift idea for neglected parents
  • Fits ladies size 5-10
  • Shockingly funny message that’s self depreciating and well, true.
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I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Socks

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You work your whole life in a job you hate just to put food on the table and a roof above their heads, and what happens when they grow up? They forget all about you. Except a Christmas - If you’re lucky. Once the kids are old enough to fly the nest it’s diminishing returns all the way to the crematorium…

If you’re feeling a bit down about how little you see your aging parents, show them the funny side with a pair of these fantastically scabrous Socks displaying the brutal message: I Love My Asshole Kids. They’re patterned with bright colours and neat flower like swirls too and are a superb gift idea for families with a biting sense of humour. It’s an incredibly unique way to give back some love. It won’t make up for all those lost years you spent in the far East and never sent a postcard, but it’s a start.

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