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Obnoxious Chocolates - Christmas

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  • Snarky little Christmas chocolates.
  • Heart-shaped and made with Belgian chocolate.
  • For the Scrooge in your life!

Obnoxious Chocolates - Christmas

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Does your loved one, come the beginning of November, start their transformation into a moany Christmas Scrooge, determined not to partake in the slightest hint of Christmas cheer? Do they huff up and down the aisles in supermarkets, Grinch-style, at the first sign of festive songs and mince pies, reminiscing the ‘good old days’ when ‘Christmas meant Christmas, and not 3 months before’? Then cheer them right up with these very tongue-in-cheek Obnoxious Christmas Chocolates! Hopefully…

With funny comments stamped on to these awesome heart-shaped Belgian chocolates, from ‘Wake me up when it’s over’ to ‘At least there’s booze’, these obnoxious treats are sure to resonate with your Christmas-hating family member or friend, and will give them at least one reason to enjoy the festive period.

Make sure to force them into a Christmas paper hat, to really get them in the spirit!

Allergy Advice: Manufactured in an environment that may contain wheat, soya and nuts. Contains milk and soya.

Ingredients: Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour.

Coloured cocoa butter: cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104

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