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Penis Pasta

Phallic fun in your tum!


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  • A great gimmicky gift for you friends.
  • Perfect to make any pasta dish more exciting.
  • Surprise your friends at dinner.
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Penis Pasta

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Have the household crying 'Mama Mia!' when you serve this Italian pasta, with a very naughty twist!

This 200g bag of Durum wheat pasta makes any pasta dish more exciting... or awkward. Whether spicing things up at home with your partner or making Friday night dinner with the in-laws one you’ll never forget - and one that they’ll never recover from - you’ll love treating yourself to some delicious little penises!

Sure to be your favourite genital-shaped Italian dish - how many can there be? - treat yourself to this culinary delight, or give as a gift to mates with a GSOH. Why not whack some ‘dunking dickies’ out for dessert? You may as well go the extra inch…


  • Novelty shaped Pasta
  • Adult fun at dinner parties
  • 250g of Wheat Pasta

Allergy Advice: Contains Wheat


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