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Penis Pasta

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  • A great gimmicky gift for you friends.
  • Perfect to make any pasta dish more exciting.
  • Surprise your friends at dinner.
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Penis Pasta

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Have the household crying 'Mama Mia!' when you serve this Italian pasta, with a very naughty twist! Innocent at first glance, look closer (but don’t offend it) and you’ll find that all the pasta pieces are penis-shaped. Yep, we went there.

This 250 gram bag of Durum wheat pasta, made in Italy, makes any pasta dish more exciting, or awkward. Whether spicing things up at home with your partner or making Friday night dinner with the in-laws one you’ll never forget - and one that they’ll never recover from - you’ll love treating yourself to some delicious little penises!

Whilst the shape might a bit… phallic… simply cook it in the same way as you would any other pasta, and add to any dish!

Sure to be your favourite genital-shaped Italian treat - how many can there be? - treat yourself to this culinary delight, or give as a gift to mates with a GSOH. Why not whack some ‘dunking dickies’ out for dessert, for a proper penis platter? You may as well go the extra inch…

Features:

  • Novelty shaped Pasta
  • Adult fun at dinner parties
  • 250g of Wheat Pasta

Allergy Advice: Contains Wheat

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