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Personalised Congratulations. F****** Brown Nose Card

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Personalised Congratulations. F****** Brown Nose Card

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We all know they got that promotion by brown nosing, so why not celebrate their charming ways with our ‘Congratulations, F** Brown Nose’ card!

Pulling no punches, our brutally honest card is pretty different to your regular Congratulations cards. But let’s call a spade a spade; if they’re a yes person - the manager’s minion, if you will - why not celebrate it?

You can even personalise the inside with a message of choice: telling them how proud you are of their brown-nosing abilities, perhaps.

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