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Personalised You're Old Chocolate Card

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  • Choose from three different flavours of delicious Belgian Chocolate (Milk, White, Dark)
  • Personalise to make the sweetest gift even sweeter
  • Perfect to remind your loved one that they're old as F**k
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Personalised You're Old Chocolate Card

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This Personalised You're Old Chocolate Card is short, sweet and to the point. A Truly two-for-one gift that combines the sentimental value of a Birthday card and the mouth-watering deliciousness of Belgian Chocolate, nothing says 'I love you' than this brutal reminder that your loved one is properly old.

Choose from three different flavours of delicious Belgian Chocolate (Milk, White, Dark) to make this 'Personalised It's Your Birthday Chocolate Card' taste as good as it sounds.

Personalise with a Message at the Bottom (14 Characters Max) to make this sweet gift even sweeter.

Personalisation:

  • Message at Bottom (14 Characters Max.)
  • Choose from Milk Chocolate, White Chocolate or Dark Chocolate
  • Add an Edible Gold Dust!

Please note:

  • 'Fuck You're Old' is fixed text
  • This item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters.
  • Personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty.
  • Do not include accents and special symbols as some of our processes will not allow this.
  • Perishables are non-refundable
  • Products are made in a factory that handles dairy, nuts and sesame
  • The Dark Chocolate is the perfect choice for Vegans however is made in a factory that handles dairy products.

Ingredients

  • Milk Chocolate Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavour. Minimum Cocoa Solids 34%, Minimum Milk Solids 22%.
  • Dark Chocolate Ingredients: Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin). Minimum Cocoa Solids 56%.
  • White Chocolate Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavour. Minimum Cocoa Solids 28% Minimum Milk Solids 25%.

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Personalised Products

Please check your personalisation carefully before placing your order as personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty.

This item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters (note: some products may only be available in uppercase or lowercase.)

Full terms and conditions can be found here. For more information please contact a member of our customer services team.

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