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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

Horror in the garden!


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  • He stands at terrifying 9 inches tall.
  • Made of resin and is weatherproof.
  • Comes with his very own gnomes for dinner.
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Garden Gnomes are old school almost as old school as dinosaurs! Except that dinosaurs are actually still pretty cool I mean, razor sharp teeth and getting what you want just coz you're huge?! Who wouldn't love that?!

Show your neighbours just how much cooler you are than them with this Great Garden Gnome Massacre! Your funky t-rex comes with his very own garden gnomes for supper, and will show everyone who's boss.

He stands at 9 inches tall and is truly terrifying (if you're a gnome, that is). His slimy green scales and razor sharp teeth are there for all to see, including the gnome that’s in his mouth and the one under his foot! Fantastic for your home, garden or office especially if you’re trying to show everyone who the beast is!


  • Made of resin and is weatherproof
  • Makes a great gag gift


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