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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

Have you often sat there and seen a particular expression on your cats face that you couldn't decipher? Wouldn't you just love to know what your feline friend was thinking all the times? 'How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You' is a very clever, witty and humorous read helping to answer those questions a pet owner is thinking!

Why does you cat knead you? You may think it's affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for any weaknesses. Why does kitty paw your face whilst you sleep? Well, cats aren't that good at smothering people, but it won't stop them from trying. Why does your cat bring you dead animals? It's not a gift, it's a warning! With 136 pages of brilliant drawings this book could actually save your life.

It's the perfect for gift for cat lovers of all ages as it talks through the different personalities of their complex pet to help them understand them a little bit more.

Written in the form of different comics, guides and straight forward facts by Matthew Inman, its a real exciting and funny page turner that the recipient will learn to love just as much as their furry friend!


  • Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative
  • 136 pages of funny kitty drawings.
  • A very funny, creative selection of comics, facts, and instructional guides, which all stem from the creative wonderland at by Matthew Inman.
  • Comes with a 18" x 24" pull-out poster.
  • 1.4cm x 17.9cm x 22.9cm

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