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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You


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  • The perfect whimsical gift for cat lovers.
  • A very funny, creative selection of comics, facts, and instructional guides.
  • Comes complete with a 18" x 24" pull-out poster.
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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

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Have you often looked over lovingly at your kitty, and caught them staring back at you with what can only be described as a demonic death stare? Wouldn’t you like to protect yourself from any future kitty kat hijinks? 'How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You' is a very clever, witty and humorous read, a must have if you have a furry friend (or fiend!) of your own, and for all the cat owners amongst your family and friends. It’s better to be safe than sorry!

Why does you cat knead you? You may think it's affection, but your cat is simply checking your internal organs for weakness. Why does kitty paw your face whilst you sleep? There’s a smothering a coming. Why does your cat bring you dead animals? It's not a gift, it's a warning! With 136 pages of brilliant drawings, this book could actually save your life.

Written in the form of different comics, guides and straight forward facts by Matthew Inman, it’s a real exciting and funny page turner that the recipient will learn to love just as much as their furry friend!

So don’t be fooled by their fluffiness.. Your darling kitty might be plotting your downfall!


  • Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative
  • 136 pages of funny kitty drawings.
  • A very funny, creative selection of comics, facts, and instructional guides, which all stem from the creative wonderland at by Matthew Inman.
  • Comes with a 18" x 24" pull-out poster.


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