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The Procrastinator Timewaster

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  • Thousands of trivial activities and hundreds of sheets.
  • Pass it off as a calculator with it's amazing disguise.
  • The biggest timewaster you could ever own.
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The Procrastinator Timewaster

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Ever been bored at work? Silly question really. We've all been there staring at the computer screen, mind a wandering. We've got the perfect little time out remedy to get your brain back on track. The Procrastinator Time-waster. Not that you'll be wasting your own time. Just your bosses!

The procrastinator is an ingeniously designed book that contains 1000's of trivial activities on 100’s of tear off sheets for you and your workmates to get stuck into. It comes cunningly disguised in a black plastic case with a pencil so you can pass it off as a calculator when the boss is around.

The activities come in all forms, ranging from topics of debate to doodling. Eg. A finger of fudge is just enough... - Discuss. You will also be asked to finish off statements like There was an almighty fracas at a society wedding today when the best man was found..." Just fill in the blank.

The recommended debates go on and on. Hours of conversation. You’ll never be bored at work again.

Other pen and paper activities include drawings, top five today lists, sod’s law’ and suggestions such as Who requires the biggest slap in the office?’ Important stuff.

So go on, treat the biggest time waster you know with this great gift.


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